Page 42! Boy howdy is this getting long af. I hope everybody had a good Christmas. Everybody in the world. Not one bad Christmas. Even the atheists. Santa loves all his children.
I watched that new Christmas film, Red One. It has the rock and JK simons in it. Sorry, I mean The Rock. I guess without the capital letters it just looks like I'm talking about a boulder or something. Anyway, JK simmons and The Rock are a weird pair. Because JK Simmmons can act but the Rock...well he's fine but like...he's a wrestler, y'know? Anyway. Jk Simmmmons is barely even in it (I don't know how many Ms are in his name)...also he's playing santa but he's jacked for some reason?
The point is, the film was terrible. Worst Christmas film I've ever seen. And that's a genre I generally don't expect much from. But I tell you what, would've made a decent video game. So there's that. Also it's a 12A. 12A? 12 year olds are too old for films about Santa Claus. That's just ridiculous. I feel like this film exists to ruin father christmas for little children, or worse...to make santa claus cool for adults. Disturbing stuff.
I don't actually care about Red One or Santa Claus, but as you know I am legally obligated to write something here every week and less brain power goes into it with every post. That being said, I now have a mailing list people can subscribe to. I mean...I don't know why you would, cos I'm just posting old Tuft Luck pages. But you can! The reason I bring it up though is because I'm copy and pasting the original bits of text under each page but I've just realised the one I've written today is pretty tied to a specific time and place. That and the edinburgh fringe one (blogger just tried to correct the word 'edinburgh' to 'breeding' thought I'd share that).
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